Hey, Kodaka...
What is it?
If you were dreaming about something ten years ago,
why was Yozora in it?
Uh... What are you talking about?
While you were dreaming, you clearly yelled out, "Yozora! Yozora!"
Seriously?!
There's nothing strange about me appearing in a dream about his past.
We're childhood friends, after all.
Childhood friends?
You and Kodaka?
That's right.
Me and Kodaka.
Before he left this city ten years ago, we used to play together fairly often.
That makes us childhood friends.
No, "friends".
Fri...
...ends?
Why didn't you tell us?!
It's not like there was any reason to go around spreading it.
Kodaka and I were friends in the past.
That's all there is to it.
I had a sneaking suspicion of something like that...
Friends...
Former friends?
Friends...
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
sono te ni datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach your hand
presented by Mazui
souzou ijou da ne jetcoaster na mainichi
Every day is a roller coaster, wilder than you can imagine
hisshi de mae wo muite
Trying so hard to look straight ahead
itsumo kakenuketan da
That's how I've been running all this time
zutto tsudzuki ga shinai ne
It feels like something happens, but that's the end
bokura no jikan wa
That's how our lives go
ima shika nai kara
This moment is all we have
kono shunkan kizamitsukeyou
So let's burn it into our memories
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
te wo toreru you ni
So I can hold your hand
Be My Friend
Be my friend
miagete bakari datte
I'm always looking up at you
Be My Side
Stand by me
akogareteru ima mo
But even if I want to be more like that
mou ikkai
One more time
nando demo te wo nobasou
I'll reach out as many times as I need to
ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach that star
Unbreakable Weird Girl
Anyone else have an idea?
Looks like it's all back to normal...
Then it's decided. We're doing a maid cafe for the school festival!
Oh right, the school festival's coming up soon isn't it?
Kodaka, you just stepped on a land mine.
Land mine?
Never mind.
There's no such thing as a school festival.
In fact I don't even know the word.
Hold on, I know for a fact that this school has a school festival!
Kodaka!
A school festival is a popular people event made by popular people for popular people!
You're absolutely right.
Get it now?
Yeah, I guess the school festival doesn't mean anything for us.
Hey!
Don't lump me in with you guys.
You probably don't know because you transferred in, but I stole the show at last year's festival!
I remember that!
I got a special invitation from the chairman so I got to see you from the VIP box.
Then how about you describe my amazing performance to him?
You participated in a number of sports events, right?
That's right!
Like the 200 meter dash, the borrowing race, the obstacle course,
the bread-eating race,
the marathon,
and the cavalry battle!
I participated in every individual event and got gold in all of them!
That's pretty amazing...
And not just at the athletic festival, either!
At the cultural festival too!
Your class did a play, right?
I remember you cutting down evil with your sword.
That's right, I played the lead character!
You were so enthusiastic about both festivals that everyone else got weirded out.
What?!
But the audience was always cheering me on!
All the guys had a great time watching your boobs bounce around as you ran.
And your panties were showing during the play.
So they weren't just worshiping my magnificent performance?!
I guess that does sound like a very Meaty calamity.
We should call you the queen of calamity.
Don't say that!
Our best course of action is to sit back and just let the popular people run their event.
S-So, Kodaka...
Why don't we look around the festival—
Oh, right!
Why don't we do something as the Neighbors Club for the festival?
Meat...
What?
Clubs usually do something to participate, don't they?
That's true, they usually do.
How about we do something as practice for when we eventually do it with friends?
Alright then!
W-Wai—
Sounds good to me.
But...
I will follow wherever Aniki leads.
Kodaka...
What's wrong, Yozora?
Nothing!
Stupid Kodaka.
Fine. The Neighbors Club will participate in this year's cultural festival.
We'll toss all popular people enjoying the festival into the innermost circles of Hell with our own hands!
Yeah!
Excellent.
Of course!
Hell's going a bit too far...
School Festival Event Discussion
So, what kind of booth should we have?
How about a maid cafe—
Die.
Why won't you even consider it?!
A maid cafe is standard at a school festival!
You utter dolt!
There's no way I can wait tables.
Yeah, that's probably impossible for you...
Never mind doing it in a maid outfit...
Just imagining Yozora as a maid waitress is making my sides hurt!
It's like the best joke ever! Pfft!
It's true that I can't wait tables...
But the same goes for the rest of you too!
I so can wait tables!
Not that I've ever done it, but...
If you were a waiter, everyone would run away!
No, they wouldn't!
I know how to be courteous.
Kodaka-senpai? Courteous?
What about you?!
Can you be a waitress?!
Never underestimate the genius inventor Shiguma Rika.
Yozora-senpai, do we still have the maid uniform Yukimura-kun was wearing?
Y-Yeah, we do.
Since we're on the subject, I'll wear it and show you.
I'm going to change now, so close your eyes.
O-Okay.
You can open your eyes now.
That face says "Rika is wearing a maid outfit",
and that you had no other particular thoughts about it.
Wow, how'd you read my mind?
Stupid! Stupid!
You're so stupid!
And you really kept your eyes shut the whole time!
You're supposed to try and sneak a peek!
Why?
"Why?" he asks...
Fine! Whatever, you senseless pudding!
Get out of here now and come back in!
You've been pretty foul-mouthed lately...
You retarded shit puddinghead!
What the heck was that for?!
Who cares? Just sit down already,
you fucking potato!
So you understand what a kick is, but you don't understand "Sit"?
You worthless, retarded, untrained mutt!
I'm starting to doubt if there's brains in that head of yours.
Maybe that hair's actually poop after eating keema curry leaking out!
Ow!
Spewing tsundere lines doesn't give you a free pass to do anything you want!
Hmph! Okay!
Man...
Who said you could sit in a human chair?
Then where am I supposed to sit?!
Can't you see it?
A chair that idiots can't see!
It's not like I brought it for you, okay?!
By the way, one coffee costs 980 yen.
You just forced the bill for a coffee I never ordered on me...
And it's expensive!
I don't care!
Take off those pants and expose your puny places where the sun don't shine
and enjoy the smell of your crotch and the smell of the coffee as a combo meal from Hell!
Deviant shitbug!
Please, just stop this already.
Come again, okay?
Like hell I would!
How was my tsundere maid?
What part of that was tsundere?
You nearly broke my heart!
That's strange.
I thought you'd get hooked on it.
I don't know about getting hooked,
but it's definitely a good direction.
It's not a good direction!
What did you think, Yukimura-kun?
Unfortunately, I must say I found it wanting.
I see. You were once a maid.
You must have grasped the essence of the role.
Yes. The essence of a maid.
That is...
Devotion to Aniki!
O-Okay. How about Meat shows us how to be a waitress?
Wh-What? Me too?
C-Come on, why not?
I want to see how you wait tables, Sena-senpai.
I guess I could.
Come on, Kodaka.
I'm changing. Get out now.
Can't I just keep my eyes shut?
Of course you can't!
You've peeked on me twice already...
Huh? What'd you say?
Shut up and get out!
What the heck?
You can come in now, Kodaka.
Welcome home, Master.
Whoa!
That looks pretty tight on you...
Don't stare.
How the heck did you guys fit into something this tight?
Fuck...
Western porn...
Freaking pig...
May I take your order?
We've got a special maid sandwich,
a special maid cake,
a special maid tea,
and a special maid coffee!
Okay... Could I get a coffee?
Right away,
Master!
What the heck?
How are you so good at this?
I-It's perfectly normal, right?
Um...
Yeah! I'm just imitating Stella!
I see.
It's because you have a professional butler.
Yeah, that's right.
Why do you know how to be a waitress at a cafe from watching a butler?
Even for an imitation, I'm pretty impressed!
Oh stop that.
Oh, right!
I need to cast a spell to make it taste better!
Spell?
Be yummy!
Moe moe
kyun!
Huh?
Meat.
Wh-What is it, Master?
Meat.
I never went to a maid cafe on the weekend!
Okay. We're not doing a maid cafe.
I'm going to head home then.
Okay.
Oh, right.
Yozora, mind if I asked—
N-No—
I was just...
Um... well...
You know...
Wait! Don't—
Too bad!
If your blood type is AB, your luck today will be horrible!
Be careful not to hurt your friends!
What if I don't have any friends?
Oh, right. Do you have remedial classes again today?
The tribulations which have hounded me for these two weeks meet their end today.
That's good to hear.
Don't fail again next semester.
School Festival Event Discussion
Let's see...
How about a fortune telling booth?
Don't tell me you believe in that stuff...
School Festival Event Discussion
Fortune telling Haunted house
I don't believe in it,
but aren't there a lot of people that are into them?
Especially high school girls.
I don't believe them at all.
Because I'm chosen by God!
My luck is always the best!
That's right, Meat.
Your luck is always the best.
Yozora...
You understand!
Yes. Your luck is the best it'll ever be.
In other words you've reached your upper limit.
You'll never have more.
Huh?
You have no friends.
Your classmates hate your guts.
You're constantly shunned,
all alone during gym class.
When choosing groups for home ec and the school trip, the girls always say,
"Why don't you form a group with the guys, Kashiwazaki-san? Haha!"
This is the upper limit of the happiness you will ever have in your life.
Hey! What are you saying?!
Sena-senpai...
Good luck with your life.
I feel sorry for you.
Stop! Not you too!
Good luck!
Fortune telling Haunted house
Back to the topic, a fortune telling booth isn't a bad idea.
Do you believe in fortune telling, Yozora?
Of course not.
In middle school, over the course of three months,
I checked every horoscope in every magazine, newspaper, and TV program each day.
I also wrote down everything that happened that day in detail.
Afterwards, I looked back objectively to determine if I had good or bad luck.
After totaling the results for all horoscopes, no horoscope had an accuracy rate greater than 70%.
And so, I do not believe in fortune tellers!
Going that far almost makes it sounds like you were actually obsessed with them...
But you're still up for running a fortune telling booth?
All we have to do is spew random crap,
and we'll rake it in from the brainless popular people who believe in them.
I can't think of a more enjoyable business to run.
You're evil...
A total witch.
Yozora holds nothing back.
Meat.
How about I tell your fortune to demonstrate?
Mine?!
Hm...
I see.
What?
Thou art worried about something, art thou not?
Huh? Worried?
"Thou"?
And it is about thy relationships with others.
R-Relationships?
Well, I guess, but...
I knew it.
I see a light purple haze emanating from thy person.
Purple is a sign of worry.
From the form it takes, I see that it relates to other people.
What? Wow! You're right!
I can see everything about you.
You... yes, you typically do not dwell upon the past,
but sometimes you regret things.
How'd you know that?!
Sena-senpai...
You possess skills greater than others in some fields,
but you are unable to utilize them, and so you sometimes feel the greatest discomfort in your life.
While you are usually laid-back and optimistic,
sometimes you are troubled by big decisions, and you think.
And while you are usually bright and cheerful,
deep inside, you feel lonely.
How? How did you know?!
Hey, what do they call this again?
It's the Barnum Effect.
You are worried about your relationships with your friends.
A psychological effect where, if someone tells you something
While people think you're self-confident, you hold worries in your mind.
You are having trouble in your school life.
that's true about anyone and everyone, you think that they know something specifically about you.
You are concerned about your weight recently.
Sometimes you think you might be a romantic.
You are waiting for a fateful encounter.
Oh my God! She's right on the mark!
I never knew Yozora understood me so well!
Oh my God, I might be kind of happy.
She's got her on the palm of her hand.
Yeah.
You are kind, but a bit awkward,
so let me tell you a way to improve your life.
Really?!
Tell me! Tell me!
Tonight, at the stroke of midnight,
you must stand on the top of your roof with a plate filled with water on your head,
let out a beastly howl while turning around three times,
before finally shouting "Sexy beam!" in a voice loud enough to be heard in your house.
If no water spills, the blessings of the Moon will fill your body,
and the greatest happiness shall be realized unto your life.
Okay!
Thank you, Yozora!
I've misunderstood you all this time!
I pray... for... your happi... ness...
Huh? Sena?
Papa spanked me hard...
Kashiwazaki Sena
Papa spanked me hard... But I'll endure anything for happiness!
Sexy beam!
Wait...
Did she seriously do it?!
google the Barnum Effect
Yozora!
What do you want, Meat?
Don't...
Don't give me that!
You stupid witch! How dare you fool me!
Fool you? I don't know what you're talking about.
That fortune you gave me yesterday!
You just spewed random crap!
I...
Don't get too down over it...
Doing weird stuff and getting the chairman mad at you is pretty normal—
That's not what I mean!
Yesterday, I...
was kind of happy...
You're just so...
You're so...
Just...
Stupid!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
You're so stupid!
Hey, why don't we go to the club room for now?
Yo.
I've been waiting for you, my kindred.
Hey, Koba—
Kobato-chan's here!
Yay!
Long time no see, Kobato-chan!
Hey, why?
Why are you here today?
Woohoo!
Kobato-chan!
To-tal an-gel!
Kobato-chan's the strongest angel in the world!
An-chan!
Ow...
What is it, Kodaka?
No, nothing.
I got to see Kobato-chan today!
I've got the best luck ever!
It seems luck has found its way to you.
You're right!
Luck really did find its way to me!
Kobato-chan found her way to me!
No, she just finished her remedial classes, so she can come to club again.
Oh, you're right.
It wasn't thanks to Yozora's fake magic crap.
Now, I wonder about that.
I really hate how you're like that.
B-But whatever.
I'll forgive you because Kobato-chan's here.
Don't forget your place, rotten Meat.
Welcome back, Kobato.
Anyway, are we still going with a fortune telling booth for the cultural festival?
I brought a few fortune telling books with me just in case.
Let's forget about the fortune telling for now.
Yeah...
Warring States
Generals
Fortune
Telling
Warring States
Generals
Fortune
Telling
Warring States
Generals
Fortune
Telling
Birthday fortunes...
That reminds me, Kobato's birthday's next week.
Kobato-chan's birthday?!
Yeah. October 18th.
We need to have a party!
Huh?
We're having a birthday party for Kobato-chan!
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
torikago de agaiteta hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
torikago de agaiteta hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
bokura wa
The same sky
bokura wa
The same sky
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
You just squeezed my hand back
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
You just squeezed my hand back
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
After prevailing through a long and truly terrifying duel to the death,
I have finally returned!
Good job with those remedials.
You'd better study every day so you don't fail another class.
The akashic records were simply out of order this time.
You need to study!
Okay...
Next Episode
As Long as There's Love, It Doesn't Matter If I Get More Sisters, Right?
Next time: As Long as There's Love, It Doesn't Matter If I Get More Sisters, Right?
Of course it matters! Stupid!